I had to share it is too funny.

Why having a toddler is like being at a frat party:

1. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every
room. Three are in the bathtub.

2. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner. (lately its Emily.)

3. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over
their digestive function. (that would be Ashley she is gassy)

4. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's
going to start banging on the door. (all three, Chloe is the worst right now at that)

5. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA. (um, yes and so gross.)

6. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
(we are past that for the most part, but so true.)

7. There's definitely going to be a fight. (I think one is happening right now.)

8. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it
won't get you arrested. (so true.)

9. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere. (um, has this person been in my house?)

10. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got
there.
(Michael ask this question most morning.)

See never joined a sority house and now I live in one. Just everyone is under age.